🔪🍉 “This Is Where I Murder My Fruit” – Hilariously Honest Glass Cutting Board
$20.00 – $30.00
Let’s be real… your fruit knew what this was.
This hilariously dramatic 7.87 x 11 inch or 11 x 15.25 inch tempered glass cutting board features a band of panicked produce—pineapples, strawberries, bananas, limes, and watermelons—all wide-eyed in horror, because this is where the slicing happens.
The bold caption says it all:
“THIS IS WHERE I MURDER MY FRUIT.”
(Very calmly, with love… and maybe a serrated knife.)
Made of textured tempered glass, this board isn’t just a comedic masterpiece—it’s heat-resistant, shatter-resistant, and built for real kitchen action. The surface sparkles beautifully as light dances across it, and we’ve included a video demo so you can fully appreciate the brilliance.
✨ Bonus:
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Doubles as a heat mat for up to 400°F
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Dishwasher safe and non-porous (no juicy evidence left behind)
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Rubber feet keep it steady while you “do the chopping”
Whether you’re making smoothies or salad… this board is watching.
And your fruit? Terrified. 😂🍓🍍
Crafted from durable tempered glass, this cutting board is both heat-resistant and shatter-resistant, making it a reliable and stylish addition to any kitchen. It’s safe for use with temperatures up to 400°F, so feel free to set down hot pots, pans, or baking dishes—no stress, no mess. It’s the perfect countertop protector with beauty and function in one.
The non-porous surface resists stains, wipes clean effortlessly, and is dishwasher safe for easy maintenance. Designed with rubber feet for added grip, it stays securely in place while you chop, slice, or serve.
Whether you’re prepping meals or displaying it as a kitchen accent, this board is as practical as it is beautiful.
| Size | 7.87×11 inches, 11×15.25 inches |
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